Wednesday, February 22, 2017

Trump's Sweden Comment Can Only Mean One Thing

The media has been buzzing over Trump's comment at his rally in Melbourne, Fl about an incident the previous night in Sweden. There was no incident. They conclude that he intentionally tried to mislead the crowd. Then the following night there were riots in Muslim neighborhoods and they concluded that it was due to Trump's comment. However, I think they are missing an even more obvious conclusion: President Donald Trump is capable of time travel.

When one jumps around in time, it is easy to get days confused so that last night might actually be tomorrow night. Trump seemingly predicts the future but if he had visited two days in the future, it would actually have been last night to him. Further, Trump never seems to sleep but my theory is he gets all his sleep in either the past or future but not in the present. Lastly, there were other riots in Muslim neighborhoods in the suburbs surrounding Stockholm: 2010, 2013, and 2014. Since the media asserts that Muslim riots in Sweden are the results of the actions by Trump, then the only logical explanation is that he went back in time and made some sort of inflammatory remark that touched off the riots.
Farfeched? Sure it is but it isn't any more so than the crazy things the lying media throws out there!

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