Showing posts with label collusion. Show all posts
Showing posts with label collusion. Show all posts

Sunday, June 18, 2017

Mueller Hires OJ Simpson

Breaking News: Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller hires OJ Simpson for Trump collusion investigation based on his experience finding the real killers of his wife Nichole and her friend Ron Goldman.

I'm kidding of course but it makes as much sense as the list of Democrat donors and discredited investigators Mueller has already selected for his team. How about throwing in a few Bigfoot investigators too. At least they have experience following a trail with some evidence.

Friday, June 9, 2017

Comey's Most Important Character Trait

Comey's testimony yesterday before the Senate Intelligence Committee reinforced his singular, personal character trait: he is very tall. That's it!

Thursday, May 11, 2017

Trump-Russian Collusion

What is the difference between:
1. UFOs
2. Bigfoot
3. Ancient Astronauts 
4. Atlantis
and
5. Trump/Russian Collusion?
There is at least some evidence for #s 1-4.

With that in mind, most of what Democrats like Chuck Schumer say is more suited for the 1-2am segment of "Coast to Coast" with George Noory rather than the House floor or the well of the Senate.